[ Who doesn't she talk to, Shikamaru? People seem willing to tell her lots of things, too. ]
Yup! You're a chunin and're one of the first of your class to get there which is 'cause you're smart and cool and had to pass a special exam for it an' you're on a team with Ino who likes flowers and Chouji who's in an Akimichi clan and eats a lot and your families were close an' your teacher was Asuma and you live in the Land of Fire in Konoha an' someone named Hokage is in charge although I guess there's a landlord in charge of the Land which makes sense cause they'd be a LORD of the LAND and for some reason there's a Land of Lightning but other than that all four lands are basically our nations, huh?
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Yup! You're a chunin and're one of the first of your class to get there which is 'cause you're smart and cool and had to pass a special exam for it an' you're on a team with Ino who likes flowers and Chouji who's in an Akimichi clan and eats a lot and your families were close an' your teacher was Asuma and you live in the Land of Fire in Konoha an' someone named Hokage is in charge although I guess there's a landlord in charge of the Land which makes sense cause they'd be a LORD of the LAND and for some reason there's a Land of Lightning but other than that all four lands are basically our nations, huh?
[ she should probably become a reporter someday ]